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2026-04-223 min read

Pips for Breakfast: April 22, 2026

The US Treasury is currently acting like a giant vacuum for global dollars, and your long EUR/USD position is the dust.

On This Day

Back in 2021, the markets spent this morning panicking over whispered capital gains tax hikes. It turns out that people don't like it when the government takes their lunch money. Today, we just have the literal tax man to deal with as the US dollar usually finds its footing during this stretch of April.

The Play

The smart money is looking at GBP/USD today. We have inflation data coming out of the UK that could either make the Bank of England look like geniuses or very confused observers. If the CPI print beats the 3.3% forecast, expect a quick spike in Cable. However, the seasonal trend of US dollar repatriation is a heavy ceiling. Selling the rally on a hot CPI print might be the cynical, yet profitable, move if the US dollar decides to exert its tax season dominance.

What's on Deck

GBP CPI y/y: Dropping at 02:00 UTC. The market expects 3.3%, up from 3.0%. Anything higher and the British Pound will start acting like it owns the place.

ECB President Lagarde Speaks: She takes the stage at 13:30 UTC. Lagarde has a talent for using many words to say very little, but the market will be hunting for any hint of a divergence from the Fed.

Geopolitical Noise: Between Trump tweeting about the Strait of Hormuz and the US tightening dollar flows in Iraq, the headlines are messy. This usually favors the greenback as a safe haven, mostly because people are scared and the dollar is familiar.

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Quick Pips

USD/JPY: JP Morgan is bearish on the Yen, and with energy prices creeping up, the path of least resistance is still higher. The 155.00 level is looking more like a target than a dream.

EUR/USD: Lagarde might try to talk the Euro up, but if she mentions "accommodative conditions," the pair is headed for the basement.

USD/CAD: Keep an eye on the Iran headlines. If the naval blockade talk gets serious, oil will jump and the Loonie will follow, though Trump's "ceasefire" comments are currently keeping a lid on the volatility.

Why Your P&L Cares

History tells us that late April is when the US dollar stops asking for permission. Between 2017 and 2023, we saw a recurring pattern where the Greenback strengthened as US corporations brought overseas cash back home to satisfy the IRS. It's a seasonal mechanical flow that doesn't care about your technical indicators or your feelings.

Adding to this, the US move to halt dollar flows in Iraq over Iran-linked activity creates a literal scarcity of physical dollars in certain regions. When there are fewer dollars to go around, the price goes up. It's basic economics, even if the politics behind it are anything but basic. If you're shorting the dollar today, you're essentially betting that the seasonal repatriation trend and geopolitical tightening will suddenly stop. That's a bold strategy.

The Bottom Line

It's a day for hot inflation data and geopolitics via social media. Keep your stops tight and your expectations realistic. Now go make some pips. You're fed.

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