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2026-07-083 min read

Pips for Breakfast: July 8, 2026

The Reserve Bank of New Zealand finally remembered how interest rates work, while Iran is doing its best to ensure your commute costs more than your mortgage.

On This Day

In 2022, the Euro was flirting with parity like a teenager at a school dance. Everyone knew where it was going, but the suspense was allegedly the point. It eventually broke lower because the market has a limited appetite for drama without a payoff.

The Play

Long NZD/USD: The RBNZ just delivered its first hike in three years. While the rest of the world is arguing about when to cut, New Zealand is actually doing the thing. Short USD/CHF: If Schlegel sounds even slightly annoyed about the Franc's weakness at 12:40 UTC, expect a quick dip before the FOMC minutes arrive to complicate matters.

What's on Deck

12:40 UTC: SNB Chairman Schlegel speaks. Swiss central bankers aren't exactly known for their stand-up comedy, but they can move a currency pair just by clearing their throats. Watch for any talk of intervention.

14:00 UTC: FOMC Meeting Minutes. This is the part where we read the transcript of a meeting we already know the results of. We're looking to see if anyone used a slightly more aggressive adjective than last time. Expect the usual volatility as algos scan for the word "restrictive."

The Data Behind the Patterns View Major-8 Kit →

Quick Pips

Oil (WTI): Trending higher on the Iran news. If you like trading headlines that involve missiles and Middle Eastern geography, this is your moment.

USD/CAD: Moving in sympathy with oil. The Loonie is currently hitching a ride on the energy surge, which is great for Canada and less great for everyone else's gas bill.

EUR/USD: Stuck in the summer doldrums. It's ranging like it has nowhere to be and all day to get there. Unless the FOMC minutes are a total shock, expect more sideways chop.

Why Your P&L Cares

Historical July patterns suggest liquidity is starting to dry up as everyone with a real job heads to the beach. This means when news hits, like the overnight reports from Bahrain, the moves are exaggerated because there's nobody on the other side of the trade to absorb the impact.

The RBNZ hike is a massive outlier in a world waiting for the Fed to pivot. Usually, being the only hawk in the room is a great way to get your currency bought. Today, you're looking for the gap between what the Fed said in their meeting and what the minutes reveal. If the internal debate was more heated than the public statement suggested, the Dollar bid might get a second wind.

The Bottom Line

The Kiwi is flying, oil is burning, and the Fed is about to release a very long book report that everyone will pretend to have read. Stay liquid or stay home. Now go make some pips. You're fed.

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