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2026-03-193 min read

Pips for Breakfast: March 19, 2026

The Swiss National Bank is meeting today, which usually means someone’s stop loss is about to become a historical artifact.

On This Day

Back in 2020, central banks around the world held hands and launched dollar swap lines because the global economy was essentially a car fire. It was the day the world realized that even if you can't buy toilet paper, the Fed will make sure you can still buy greenbacks.

The Play

Short GBP/USD on a dovish split: The MPC vote forecast is 0-2-7. If we see a shift toward 0-3-6 or any mention of inflation progress that sounds too cheerful, Cable is headed for the basement. The market is looking for a reason to sell the Pound, and a fractured committee is a great excuse.

Long USD/JPY on repatriation exhaustion: Everyone expects Japanese firms to bring money home for the March 31 fiscal year-end. If the BOJ presser is as vague as a horoscope, the buy the rumor, sell the fact crowd will send the Yen right back into the abyss. Look for a bounce if the BOJ fails to commit to a specific hike timeline.

What's on Deck

The SNB Policy Rate (04:30 UTC): Forecast is 0.00%. The Swiss like their interest rates like they like their neutrality, non-existent. But watch the press conference. The SNB has a history of deciding that a specific price floor is a suggestion rather than a rule.

The Bank of England (08:00 UTC): No rate change expected, but the voting pattern is where the drama lives. If more members start flirting with a cut, the Pound will look less like a currency and more like a lead weight.

US Unemployment Claims (08:30 UTC): This is the appetizer for the NFP main course. A miss here, combined with the geopolitical tension in the Strait of Hormuz, could give the Dollar some flight to safety legs.

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Quick Pips

  • AUD/USD: The unemployment rate just ticked up to 4.3%. The Aussie is currently doing its best impression of a sinking stone.
  • NZD/USD: New Zealand growth is softening. Domestic demand is essentially on life support, making the Kiwi a hard sell.
  • USD/CHF: Watch for SNB intervention comments. They hate a strong Franc almost as much as they hate loud music after 10 PM.

Why Your P&L Cares

March 19 is deep in the heart of repatriation season. Japanese banks are cleaning up their balance sheets before the fiscal year ends on March 31. This usually creates a massive bid for Yen, but markets have a funny way of pricing that in two weeks early. If the BOJ doesn't sound hawkish today, all that repatriation flow might just get steamrolled by the carry trade.

Also, look at the headlines coming out of the US. Talk of troops in Iran and "but" comments regarding energy strikes are the kind of geopolitical wildcards that make technical analysis look like reading tea leaves. When the "but" comes out, volatility usually follows close behind. It’s a bad day to be a hero without a stop loss.

The Bottom Line

Between the SNB, the BOJ, and the BoE, you're essentially trading in a central bank minefield today. Keep your leverage low and your cynicism high. Now go make some pips. You're fed.

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