Pips for Breakfast
The moves, the mayhem, and the lessons that still matter.
Pips for Breakfast: March 20, 2026
The WTO thinks global trade is slowing down because energy risks are high, a conclusion they reached after noticing that ships generally prefer not being on...
Pips for Breakfast: March 19, 2026
The Swiss National Bank is meeting today, which usually means someone’s stop loss is about to become a historical artifact.
Pips for Breakfast: March 18, 2026
Today is FOMC day, the quarterly ritual where the world's most powerful accountants tell us what they think might happen while praying it actually does.
Pips for Breakfast: March 17, 2026
The RBA just hiked rates, proving that "wait and see" is Australian for "we're doing it anyway."
Pips for Breakfast: March 16, 2026
China says its economy is off to a solid start, which is diplomatic speak for please stop looking at the property market.
Pips for Breakfast: March 15, 2026
Six years ago today, the Federal Reserve spent its Sunday evening slashing interest rates to zero, proving that central bankers hate weekends as much as they...
Pips for Breakfast: March 13, 2026
It’s Friday the 13th, and the US Department of Commerce is celebrating by dumping every high-impact report they own into the market at exactly 8:30 AM.
Pips for Breakfast: March 12, 2026
Brent is over $100 because things in the Middle East are getting kinetic again, proving once more that oil is the only asset class that actually cares about...
Pips for Breakfast: March 11, 2026
History suggests that March 11th is the day the universe reminds traders that their Fibonacci retracements are no match for acts of God or global contagion.
Pips for Breakfast: March 10, 2026
Japan upgraded its growth figures just in time for everyone to start selling the Yen for tax reasons.
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